JOKE OF THE DAY

My friend Shey Yin posted me this:

I think the men will love this. This one is great!! It brings cheer to
the Men who lie and Women to understand there is a reason behind
it....enjoy...!
Have a great day!!
Why Men Lie - The Real Truth ....

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared
and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. The Lord
went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your
axe?"the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked. The!woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes
To keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.
One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the
woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again
appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is
this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is a lie!!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.! It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You
would come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her,
You would thirdly come up with my wife, And I would say 'yes,' and then
all three will be given to me. But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not
be able to take care of all three wives, so that's why I said yes the
first time."

The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honorable
reason.