FOOTBALL: I WANT DECO, LAMPARD & DROGBA!

I was reading the headlines out loud from The Great One (ex Special One) and Lee Ling heard it differently to be: I want Deco (underwear in Hokkien), Lampah (family's jewel in Hokkien) and To Pa (owed to be hit in Foochow)!

It doesn't sound funny to me until she told me what she had heard instead...

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Aragonés also said something interesting, "If Gattuso Is Vital, I Am A Priest."

"He is a workhorse, while Pirlo is something different and is important to their creative play."