FOOTBALL: MUTU SACKED!



tis is probably e few times i ever heard of players being sacked. mutu is e latest player involved with drug issue after ferdinand. mutu admitted his guilt & said he would seek 2 undergo a stringent rehabilitation programme in a bid 2 overcome his problems. we heard how he admitted of taking cocaine, but then admitted it was some sexual enhancement drugs instead. woooh.....does he really need 1? hmmm....

chelsea had remained quiet on e subject of discipline 4 Mutu, but reports this week suggested they had lost patience with e romanian & were planning 2 cancel his contract. e blues have now confirmed this move, with e club saying they had no option but 2 follow their policy of 'zero tolerance' concerning such situations.

a statement from Chelsea read: "We want to make clear that Chelsea has a zero tolerance policy 2wards drugs."

"This applies 2 both performance-enhancing drugs or so-called 'recreational' drugs. They have no place at our club or in sport."

"In coming 2 a decision on this case, Chelsea believed e club's social responsibility 2 its fans, players, employees & other stakeholders in football regarding drugs was more important than e major financial considerations to the company."

"Any player who takes drugs breaches his contract with e club as well as FA rules. e club totally supports e FA in strong action on all drugs cases."

e blues sacked mark bosnich after he tested positive 4 cocaine, have effectively written off e £15.8 million they paid Parma 4 mutu in 2003. e move makes Mutu a free agent once he has served any ban imposed on him by e FA.

e romanian has a reputation for living a playboy lifestyle and has been involved in sex scandals & car chases with police back home. He also had little future at the club under new manager jose mourinho. i shall reveal e women he had relationships with, 1 of them is damn hot! u guys just wait patiently. i assure u guys wun b disappointed! hehe! btw, on a more personal note, i think chelsea's management led by mourinho himself could b e reason 4 mutu 2 b sacked. i mean come on, e whole thing came at a time when mutu was having some relationship problem with mourinho. expecially going against his order 2 play 4 his country in e world cup qualifiers. e whole thing seems 2 b planned by chelsea themselves 2 get rid of mutu. i wonder wat his future holds 4 now.

on 2 e other news, david beckham will make a powerful threesome with american divas J-Lo n beyonce 4 an advertising campaign. threesome? hehe! oops..... e trio will get 2gether 2 film an advertisement 4 Pepsi. e 29-year old real madrid midfielder will engage e 2 in sexual, i mean martial arts, ala “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon meets Kill Bill, meets Hero." i can't imagine in my mind how u relate david beckham with martial arts. tis is too scary 2 imagine. just hope dat tis will not stir up another sexual scandal story again. but then again, how can david resist? beyonce is damn sexy! j-lo is also not bad! beckham must b laughing all by himself rite now. which guy wun?







while raul was named FAO (the UN’s Food and Agricultural Organization) goodwill ambassador on thurs.

“I am conscious of e work FAO does, & we footballers know that not everything is bright, that there r millions of people dying of hunger. 4 this reason I accept this mission with gratitude & humility,” said raul. he is just the second football player 2 become an FAO ambassador. italian football legend roberto baggio was e first. ”


n finally, let's look at mista! valencia coach claudio ranieri has confirmed l'pool r interested in striker mista, but insisted a number of clubs want him too. mista is refusing 2 sign a new contract at mestalla & looks set 2 leave e club either in jan or at e end of e season. e 26-year-old scored 19 goals last season, but he is still not guaranteed a 1st team place with italians marco di vaio & bernardo corradi both ahead of him in e pecking order. ranieri himself is being linked with a raid on england with chelsea's scott parker a reported target.

i alwiz thought mista is a good & interesting player. seems like he suffers e same fate like morientes in real. probably he earns less, dat's why he rather leave. unlike e poor morientes, stuck there with perez convincing him dat he is important 2 e squad & sit there week in, week out looking at e short & slow owen perform. sux!