FOOTBALL (KA KIU): ATLETICO MADRID 0-3 REAL MADRID (FOOCHOW VERSION)

Inspired by Talk Rock, I decided to write this post in very vulgar Foochow dialect. Since most of the Ah Beng "Benglish" is in Hokkien, I would love to create the Foochow version. This post will be mostly written in Foochow so I guess only a minority will understand. Haha!

*WARNING: VERY VULGAR VERSION!!!*

Kanine majibai, suokneiyu, ngui jin du neiyu Newcastle United!!! Meh yia, meh yia li! Suokmahkar toh leh duli ti lou suo. Suo meh sak meh sak li! Kan na du sien woh!

Gei hou Real Madrid chek jiak moh hek yia 0-3 Atletico Madrid. Ngui gu na han Kezman ge Torres eh die kiu. Yin ngui yi nen lan jia shio gui gi dion ti lok die kiu! Ronaldo die lang lak! Di nang nga, ka siek kuo, gu le ka nen guan chuk dion. Hie won moh jin charng. Barcelona nah li eh dan ge nen pa bahn.

Arsenal chio Newcastle ya li suo! Arsenal hi mang seh nen siong kuo, nah meh suo ya li lihai loh. Chelsea? Neh gong loh ah! suokmahgah ti lok yia! Ngui kan nei kan EPL loh, ka seh ki nien mah kah Chelsea yia moh hek kuo! Manchester United ge Liverpool ya li yia.

Juventus? Yali chio Chelsea hung ngua, ti lou yia! Yia meh sak! Inter ge Milan ya li yia. Hie won yi nen eh dan piah li sioh! Na moh, jin ni si mo no kan loh!

Ngui kan ni nen jun buo nei kan EPL ge Serie A lou, ju li kan La Liga du hou loh! haha! Nengkok li, yiong Hujiuwua siak ji si jin kana! Sia kau buok si kuo! OKlah, Champions League ai kau loh! Gu ni kian noh kan loh! Moh jin chang nah! Bayern Munich pah Juventus yi dia du kan oh! Moh dion bi ji dion ka ho kan loh! Be ki kana sei loi! Chi jah be leh jah kan, eh kon mi kuo! zzzzz!!!

UPDATE: Ah mah buleleh! (hmmm, I hardly use this vulgar phrase in the past! Haha!) I saw the tv schedule for the two Champions League matches to be shown early tomorrow morning and the next. You know what they chaojibai show?

Manchester United VS. LOSC Lilie Metropole

Who cares about this match? Kaninia! (Gardenia!) What about the next match?

Chelsea VS. Real Betis Balompie

Double Gardenia! I rather go to sleep than to catch these 2 boring matches. Where is the Bayern Munich VS. Juventus match? I don't even mind a AC Milan VS. PSV Eindhoven match. But no, the sponsors chose the above imbalance boring matches where you will be expecting goals scored at only one end before even the matches start. You already know 99% who will win even before the ball is being kicked.

No football for me for this round. Sleeping is much more worth it! ZZZZZZZZZ