THE SHEMALE BY-ELECTION

What do you get when you have two hills and a stick? Why a shemale of course.

Malaysia is going to have a triple by-election tomorrow of two hills, Bukit Selambau and Bukit Gantang as well as a stick, Batang Ai. Pakatan Rakyat seems to be confident of the urban areas of Bukit Selambau and Bukit Gantang but Barisan National will have an advantage for the rural area of Batang Ai. The results will also be a good indication of the people's response to the new prime minister.