THE BRAIN READER HAS LANDED!

Remember my earlier post IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNT? Well, the device has arrived!





Your head must be wet and as hairless as possible to give a better contact reading. Now, you have the reason to go bald! It's for science!



The brain reader beside the HTC Hero. HTC Hero sucks man, I gave up purchasing it when I tried it. The buttons are designed for ants since they are super small. The camera sucks and the open-source software is not really stable. You might as well get the HTC Magic since both of them are different by the camera specifications only. Since both cameras suck, there is no difference. You just upgrade the software and it will be just as good. The Magic's buttons are much better.



These tentacles are basically contact points to your brain. It has a sponge as a medium. Imagine half of the sponge needs to be wet to contact your head nicely.



You can see that one point on the head is not green, meaning it is having not so good reception of your brainwaves. The blue bar records your delta wave, the orange bar records your theta wave, the green bar reads your alpha wave, the red bar reads your beta wave and the pink bar reads whether you are gay or lesbian or balanced. Haha, just kidding! If you are not sure about all these waves, read something about them like this.



The signal patterns can tell whether a person is happy or sad and so on. Therefore, by understanding a certain signal pattern, you will be able to know if a person is lying or not. You don't need to go through what Ben Stiller went through in Meet the Parents. Hahaha! Perhaps someday these brain readers will come handy in the courts of law so we don't have witnesses who have selective memory loss.



You will get readings of how each point on your head will behave. The other cool part is how it has an image of your face so when you produce some emotions like smile, angry, tired and other facial expressions, it will be able to update the illustration live. Cool stuff!



This is an exercise where you try to push this cube away from you using your brain. The idea is we are going to replace mouse and keyboard with just brainwaves to control your computer. Imagine playing Quake Arena and Street Fighter with your brains only! Type a document with your brain.

The bad part is you need to train your profile to learn this thing well. It seems extremely difficult and tiring for a start. Now you know Professor Charles Francis Xavier has a really good brainwave control. Therefore, you need really good concentration. We are expecting future martial arts senseis will ask you to train your concentration using these brain readers than the normal balancing with candles all around your body during your kungfu stand.

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